How to Set Your Child Up for Failure

Have you heard of the husband and wife from New Jersey who have named their children "Adolf Hitler Campbell, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell"? Google it, its true.

This all started last month when they complained because a grocery store refused to make a "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" cake for their son.

"This is America," father Heath Campbell told the media. "They say it's free. You have a right to name your child what you want to name your child, no matter what."

While this right does exist in our wonderful country, it does not have the ability to trump other rights. One of those rights is Freedom of Speech. I have the right to call you a racist, inbred, lock step, Jew hating, brainwashed, psychopath. Yup. I do. Oh, and the store has the right to refuse service to anyone it wants to. They don't have to tell you why, they don't have to hire lawyers to prevent you from coming in, nothing. They can just exercise their right to refuse service to anyone.

I feel bad that the kids have to pay for your extreme lack of judgement (i.e. stupidity) but that is how the world works. I would feel bad that the kid missed out on his cake, but then I am sure you found another store that would make your cake. It is just a cake, for crying out loud.

More recently, though, state child welfare officials did remove the children from their parents home on reports from neighbors that they had been abused by the father, and that the father abused the mother as well. The agency repeatedly stated that it would never remove a child from a home simply because of their names, but the child's mother doesn't buy it. She fails to mention that ol' Heath has a history of domestic violence from his previous marriages.

Either these parents are incredibly stupid and can't think past tomorrow, very racist and using innocent children as pawns in their political statement game, or both. Since the website shows a picture of the father's hand with a tattoo of a Swastika on it, I am voting for the combination of the two. What a complete tool.

By the way, last reports were that the father is in the hospital for mental stress of the situation.

by Das Goob! Now listen!

-"Life is hard. It's harder if you are stupid" John Wayne